Louis Francois Alarie Signed Original OIL Painting 9″X12″ “20140117 H01” – $16 million on eBay
Asking for $5 million on eBay
Jasper Johns: Flag – they churn these out in China now.
Damien Hirst? more like Damien Hearse.
$4K dish cloth with “evocative, minimalist abstractions inspired by poetry, philosophy and the sunlight that cascades through the windows of her studios in southern France and coastal Greece.”
ROM’s Crystal – minus the glass and class because someone forgot it snows in Toronto.
Mark Rothko: White Center (Yellow, Pink and Lavender on Rose) – multi-million dollar paint swatches
Matthew Barney: River of Fundament – six hour shit show.
Ai Weiwei? More like Ai-yi-yi!
Jeff Koons: Balloon Dog – it must be nice to spend a couple million on something any clown can do.
Robert Wilson: The Life and Death of Marina Abramovic – I wanted her to die already so I can get the rest of my life back.
Andreas Gursky: Rhein II – a $4.3 million inkjet print I would say nein too.