Jasper Johns: Flag – they churn these out in China now.
Damien Hirst? more like Damien Hearse.
Matthew Barney: River of Fundament – six hour shit show.
Ai Weiwei? More like Ai-yi-yi!
Jeff Koons: Balloon Dog – it must be nice to spend a couple million on something any clown can do.
Robert Wilson: The Life and Death of Marina Abramovic – I wanted her to die already so I can get the rest of my life back.
Andreas Gursky: Rhein II – a $4.3 million inkjet print I would say nein too.